"It was sex pollen!" (Or, how to have a weird day on the USS Enterprise)

Title: "It was sex pollen!" (Or, how to have a weird day on the USS Enterprise)
Pairing: Jim Kirk / Leonard McCoy
Authors: amine_eyes  and brytewolf  :D
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Oh God we most certainly do not own xD
Words: ~2,700
Series: Star Trek: 2009
A/N: This started from a comment!fic I did for the Daily Captain and Daily Doctor feature on jim_and_bones. I would write a bit, and then amine_eyes would write a bit, and...yeah. devolved into...well. The crackfic of crackfic, I guess XD.
We hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed writing it!!
Warnings: Highlight to see - [Crack, swearing, implicit rimming, voyeurism]

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It was sex pollen!

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( "I'm sorry, Jim, she lost all coherence when she read brytewolf's latest piece about us and horses." )